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Cat Commandments

• Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when they human is using the computer.
• Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.
• Thou shalt not sit in front of the television or monitor as thou are not transparent.
• Thou shalt not walk in on a dinner party and commence likcing thy butt.
• Thou shalt not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.
• Fast as thou art, thou cannot run through closed doors.
• Thou shalt not leap from great heights onto they human's lap.
• Thou shalt not climb on garbage cans with hinged lids, as thou wilt fall in and trap thyself.
• Thou shalt not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.
• Thou shalt not jump onto a seat just as thy human is sitting down.
• Thou shalt realize that the house is not a prison from which to escape at any opportunity.
• Thou shalt not trip thy humnas even if they are walking too slow.
• Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when tere are guests in thy house.
• Thou shalt show remorse when being scolded.

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